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   I am Zonia Tsang.

   I tell stories with music, on stage;
   I am from Hong Kong;
​   I graduated from NYU Tisch, Graduate Musical Theatre Writing Program;
   I believe all men are created equal;
   I will kick your ass if you don't respect my mom and dad;
   I can be bribed with chocolate; 
   We probably can't be friends if you don't like cats or giraffes.

   I am making a hat.